i just love this hibernation season, it did get a little overwhelming in mambaza woodlands, even though it was beyond beautiful in the wilderness, it just became too much, reporters and photographers every single day, and these edomites who became like pests, daily. from jillian maclaren to the beyond edinburgh bunch as we called them, our privacy was intruded in a way that became quite uncomfortable. but i must admit i still loved it, it was the thrill of it all, the power to command edomites to serve us, having the whole world come to a standstill because a black man, his wife and a handmaiden are living in a tent in the woods. well i guess that’s what happens when you are the first black royal family the world has ever seen.
but now, a new season has begun. i love it, staying in bed all day, talking to the king all day long on the phone, my handmaiden asnat serving me as we wait patiently for the return of the king, which is imminent. I am happy and peaceful, and having the privacy is almost heavenly.
so it begins, the real housewives of kubala, no i mean the real tentwives of kubala. the world created an imitation of kubala, hence i never watched the abomination of the show they call the real housewives, where the women can’t even spell the word housewife, let alone live it. the only time i attempted to watch the madness was when so many people where telling me there was a woman who looked like me in one they call real housewives of atlanta. what a mess it was, black women who plaster their faces with makeup, wear wigs and none of them are in any way real housewives.
in kubala we are the only women on earth who comprehend what it means to be wives of a man. a wife is totally submissive to her husband, her master. she does everything she’s told, and can not be disobedient.
so the reality series begins, during this hibernation season. kubalans hibernate in winter and in spring we shine. but this winter season is a season like no other, where kubalans around the world, and our enemies will read the online diary of the women of king atehene, how they live together in harmony, serving their king, through his queen nandi. kubala kingdom is the only blueprint of polygamy on earth, the way yahowah the creator intended it.
who are the cast of this real life script?
queen nandi, she is the leader of the harem of king atehene. every woman in the harem can only go to the king through her. she is the most beloved of atehene, and the mother of chaka, the crown prince of kubala.
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| blue dressing gown gifted to king atehene by wicked edomite jillian maclaren |
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| holy bible gifted to kubala kingdom by wicked edomite jillian maclaren |
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| golden eagle feathers gifted to queen nandi in mambaza woodlands |
asnat, she is the egyptian bondwoman of king atehene, the handmaiden of queen nandi.
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| asnat is the handmaiden of queen nandi, she is enjoying hibernating with her queen |
mirachi, she has recently been approved to enter the king’s harem. she is the second bondwoman of king atehene, the sheer of the king.
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| mirachi has recently joined king atehene’s harem, she will be unveiled upon the king’s return. |
as the real tentwives of atehene await patiently for the return of the king, who was captured on 2 october 2025, the queen and her handmaiden and the sheer of the king take instructions daily over the phone from their king. so the king still runs his household and harem, even when locked in captivity.
each tentwife, from queen nandi, asnat and mirachi pen their daily life, until the king returns.
it’s the real tentwives of kubala, hibernation, paraphernalia
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Can't wait
ReplyDeleteMirachi.. How do you create these names? Does the king make them up?
ReplyDeleteIt translates to Mirage or Regret which is pretty fitting for yet another made up handmaiden who doesn’t exist
DeleteIs it going to be like the other made up handmaidens where you pretend to be them rather than face the reality of your actual life. I dont remember the world stopping for you at anypoint, anywhere. You were and are a laughing stock. I will give you one title though, that of the most hated immigrant woman here. You abuse everything you touch. Kofi is not coming home and neither are any of your or Kauras kids. Have you ever prophesied anything that came true? Nope, every prophecy never actually happens. You had everything in 2022. And YOU tore it to pieces.
ReplyDeleteLucky escape for her kids from a schizophrenic mother like that
ReplyDeleteMore shizo affective disorder I would say, sociopathic, narcissistic and compulsive liar . Total danger to kids and vulnerable people
Delete😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI won’t go anonymous, you are one very deluded woman! Your king is being deported what do you not understand about that?? You don’t speak all day every day either! Your lies just spiral out of control, your fucked up in head! Also when asnat (Kaura) gets deported you will be one very lonely person because your own kids don’t want anything to do with you! Your little ones are in a better place aswell away from you as their so called mother😂! No mother would punish their children into believing in this fucked up king & queen handmaiden rubbish!! They will be living a normal life with loving guardians! You lonely delusional weirdo!
ReplyDeleteShe looks so familiar
ReplyDeleteGo home jean back to skem
I saw her once in Skem 2014, too many scandals sadly
DeleteYou do not talk daily. You dont know anything anymore Meanie. Sadly it is what is now. All will come to pass wont it? Or has it already come out? Omg. Now beg bitch
ReplyDeleteYou do not talk daily. You dont know anything anymore Meanie. Sadly it is what is now. All will come to pass wont it? Or has it already come out? Omg. Now beg bitch
ReplyDeleteBut why are you allowed to keep keeping on Jean? Rather why have you allowed it to go this far. Surely you can see everything that may have started as a joke has now gone off rail. Its clear you wanted Nino out of your life since he had finished his part of the script. So now that he is gone why don't you start something else. Sadly you are messing up people's lives on your so not funny joke.
ReplyDeleteYou all are highly uniformed if you think Koffi can't use the phone daily. I'm an attorney. He can use the phone just like people in jail and prison use the phone.
ReplyDeleteStop talking about things you don't know about. It ends up turning you all into liars and then calls to question everything else you've written.
Who cares if Koffi can call home? It doesn't change the fact that hes in immigration hold.
Quite looking as crazy as Kubala. Stop lying like them too. Maybe you all are also slightly unhinged....